cocksucker""not yet" "OK FINE *gabe unzips pants* "ahh"

WOOHOO! hey there kids! This is to all my bitches, I love you. Man, I kinda miss you guys! Not too much though, I mean, I doubt any of you would miss me if you were where I am. There are so many things I want to write about! I'll make a list! (the red letters are someone else talking and the yellow is someone else talking.)

1 - Caro just ran into a door, pretty funny.

2 - I made fun of a little kid today who didn't want to go down the water slide and his dad had to carry him up the stairs. I laughed so hard I cried.

3 - Germans don't wear swimming trunks, they wear speedo type things.

4 - Daniel has chicken legs and looked hot today now that his hair isn't all moppy.

5 - Gabe is an ass, but I love him all the same, as long as he stay away from my POMMES FRITES!

6 - Christian kinda scares me as a driver.

7 - I was in an ambulence today.

8 - vodka won't ever taste the same after Prague

9 - Imma go camp out on the Danube and scare Gabe at night, since hes a fraidy cat. sucker.

10 - I can be a secret agent with purple hair anytime I want.

11 - My shoes will alway be better than yours just because they are german.

12 - Underwear is best when its on sale for 6 pairs for 4,99.

13 - I have gotten used to the switched Y and Z on the keyboard.

14 - Jess makes funnier faces than me and I am jealous.

15 - I punched Gabe in the stomach and he laughed. I'm weak.

16 - Max hugged me after his triathlon, it was pretty gross.

17 - I fell asleep onto of a table and dreamnt I slipped and twitched really big and scared Jess.

18 - Gabe says "twap" instead of "flick" and we tease him.

19 - There aren't any karoke bars in Germany.

20 - Prince is God

21 - JESUS! no, thats a swan.

22 - They weren't even R-rated boobs, they were PG-13. If they're going to be R-rated they gotten be bazookas.

23 - Pokorny is a mad man.

24 - Todd pisses the shit out of me.

25 - German girls kiss a lot.

26 - Susi is cute, we dance and sing and is hilarious drunk.

27 - I had sparkling wine before 8 in the morning.

28 - I am going to a dance lesson.

29 - Purple hair is the shit.

30 - Angel wing earrings are the shit.

31 - My sun pendant is...the shit.

32 - Daniel wanted me when he was shopping with Gabe because there was no one else to help him tease Gabe.

33 - Daniel and Max are the shit

34 - Christian Jandl wears sunglasses at night but not in the morning.

35 - Matt is a Samuri (ninja ninja ninja...SAMURI!)

36 - Nope can't smoke a pretzel!

37 - You haven't experienced anything until you've tried a kebob.

38 - KARA ITS DROWNING! *kara runs out of the train with the bottle*

39 - rock paper scissors....

40 - I uh...don't remember where this bruise is from. You probably won't remember what that bruise is from. It could be from when you tried to not close the window but ran into it then fell over the chair

41 - You are sweet

42 - Ich bin kitchlich!

43 - Was is das?

44 - Alex, the 5th graders want to know what "gangbang" means.

45 - Äshcenputtle

46 - Lime green polka dot high heels on cobblestones.

47 - I stole a cobblestone from Regensburg.

48 - Where am I? Prague. HOLY SHIT I'm in Prague?!?!

49 - Look guys I'm an eskimo!

50 - I said "alex" and all she did was spin around in a circle.

51 - Yoda is better in German.

52 - Me and Kristi would be german whores.

53 - I want to be a model.

54 - The germans like my flip flop tan. Susi can laugh about it all day.

55 - SQUIRRLE CHEEKS!

56 - I want that picture of me grabbing Gabe's ass and the one where he is kinda tipsy and grabbing my boob.

57 - My boobs jiggle on trains.

58 - Kara fell over in the WC trying to pull up her pants.

59 - Hookas are the shit and illegal in America.

60 - I have to go to dance lessons now and watch myself make a fool of myself

61 - Me and Michelle are so bad at singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

62 - I totally figured out what that noise was Wednesday night in Prague, the one that sounded like water spilling! Jon peed out the window and onto a car. So did Gibbs

63 - So kara threw a yam out the window last night guys and we went and got it this morning. (prague...)

64 - I can't dance a Waltz

65 - Daniel Max Tobi Terry Caro Johanna Susi and Bastian kick ass as dancers.

66 - Caro broke my toe. toe nail that is. There was blood.

67 - Tomas tried to take my chocolate and gave me puppy eyes and tried to be cute. didn't work.

68 - Gabe has man capris. now he is really european.

69 - I danced in the middle of an open dance floor with Sandra and everyone was looking especially when we were grinding.

70 - I was hit on by a german 19 year old

71 -German beer is much better than ours.

72 - I am such a boy, I bought steph her first drink of the night.

73 - Susi and Terry were kinda drunk.

74 - NO HARD ALCOHOL!!!!!

75 - Life is good when you are German.

76 - Todd could be ruining Bastians time with us, he was forced to that party last night just so bastian could sit with him and do nothing.

77 - Todd is a fucker and no one likes him right now

78 - Max got grounded and now I am sad because Max is funny.

79 - Dance class was bitchin but I cannot dance.

80 - Gabe attacked me a few times for taking pictures of him Waltzing.

81 - No one knew i could bend over backwards all the way, think of the suprise Gabe and Daniel got when they tried to flip me.

82 - I am going to go swim on a lake. Hopefully there will be swans.

83 - Damnit I totally washed my hair and made it pretty, lake wasser with screw things up.

84 - I said wasser! I can talk german!

85 - I love this place and my host family.

86 - Caro is one cool kid.

87 - There better be a swan today.

88 - I need to get bitten by a swan.

89 - I miss Kara and Jess

90 - I miss kebobs

91 - I miss video games

92 - I almost wish I never heard Pokorny talk about boobs

93 - my shorts go so low you can see the top of the front of my thong. I think I need a belt.

94 - Gabe missed when they played Prince at the party last night

95 - I definitly cheated my way into that party.

96 - Kara you were your dad's best swimmer.

97 - tick tick BANG all over you! ooh I can't hold it,ooh its gettin# all over me

98 - If you take the "b" out of Gabes name... (I don't expect anyone but me steph or kristi to understand the full joke of this; no one else sat with us on that airplane)

99 - I got bitched at by a swan

100 - Watching Daniels face come to the realization of what music was playing was the best things, I nealy fell off my bench

101 - gummi's are really really fun in fire

102 - I was in a german newspaper

103 - I can't smile in pictures, every single one has some sort of weird face or no expression.

104 - never coming home

105 - fish are HUGE

106 - I need a nap

107 - I need to empty out my camera

108 - that cathedral on Wednesday was pretty much the coolest thing I've ever seen

109 - Star Wars III in German is pretty much the best movie ever

110 - gotta see RHPS in germa (bastian totally has it)

111 - I miss my Milka bar

112 - the milk here is crazy good

113 - Sandra and Simone are cute cute cute!

114 - Holy shit!